Lunt for hire
Why not hire Lunt in order to brighten up your social event? His skills inlcude:
- A range of dancing skills - including 'robotix', 'the conga' and later on in the evening, the 'topless jive'
- The tendency to drag non-drunk people onto the dancefloor and pissing them right off (so everyone tells me the next day after almost every night out I've ever been on shortly before showing me the bruises where I've grabbed them).
- A range of other skills associated with general drunkenness on a night out.
Lunt is available for hire for 2x Carling Cold + VAT. The hirer must provide an area of the premises for Lunt to have 40 winks at approximately midnight.
- A range of dancing skills - including 'robotix', 'the conga' and later on in the evening, the 'topless jive'
- The tendency to drag non-drunk people onto the dancefloor and pissing them right off (so everyone tells me the next day after almost every night out I've ever been on shortly before showing me the bruises where I've grabbed them).
- A range of other skills associated with general drunkenness on a night out.
Lunt is available for hire for 2x Carling Cold + VAT. The hirer must provide an area of the premises for Lunt to have 40 winks at approximately midnight.
posted by Hotstuff at 1:02 AM
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