Lunt for hire
Why not hire Lunt in order to brighten up your social event? His skills inlcude:
- A range of dancing skills - including 'robotix', 'the conga' and later on in the evening, the 'topless jive'
- The tendency to drag non-drunk people onto the dancefloor and pissing them right off (so everyone tells me the next day after almost every night out I've ever been on shortly before showing me the bruises where I've grabbed them).
- A range of other skills associated with general drunkenness on a night out.
Lunt is available for hire for 2x Carling Cold + VAT. The hirer must provide an area of the premises for Lunt to have 40 winks at approximately midnight.
- A range of dancing skills - including 'robotix', 'the conga' and later on in the evening, the 'topless jive'
- The tendency to drag non-drunk people onto the dancefloor and pissing them right off (so everyone tells me the next day after almost every night out I've ever been on shortly before showing me the bruises where I've grabbed them).
- A range of other skills associated with general drunkenness on a night out.
Lunt is available for hire for 2x Carling Cold + VAT. The hirer must provide an area of the premises for Lunt to have 40 winks at approximately midnight.
posted by Hotstuff at 1:02 AM
3 Comments:
40 what? oh sorry, i misread it.
Jebus - I just needed Marie to point out the subtle innuendo in that comment.
Two cans? Bargain. Give me a day or two to get over to Chester Zoo, and said avians will be all yours. If I throw in a spider monkey too, will you promise not to fall asleep on the pot in an Indian restaurant, with your wedding tackle out on display (again)?
Marie's suggested throwing in a Belgian beer to the fee. I shudder to think of the ramifications.
brilliant.
just followed the link from your main blog to this and upon seeing the 40 winks line i thought i could leave an amusing comment only to find i'd already left that comment.
i may be unfunny but at least i'm consistent.
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